Adrian GrenierVincent Chase
Kevin ConnollyEric Murphy
Kevin DillonJohnny "Drama" Chase
Jerry FerraraTurtle
Jeremy PivenAri Gold
Perrey ReevesMrs. Ari
Rex LeeLloyd
Branden WilliamsBranden Williams
Daniel SamonasTommy
Giovanni RibisiNick
Cole WilliamsFive Towns Castmate
Lukas HaasL.B.
Tim MathesonSteve Parls
Whoopi GoldbergWhoopi Goldberg
Elisabeth HasselbeckHerself
Sherri ShepherdSherri Shepherd
Carla GuginoAmanda Daniels
Debi MazarShauna
Tom RothmanTom Rothman
Jim CallowaySUV Driver
Monika JollyCarla
Matthew TaylorMotorcycle Cop
Keith MiddlebrookStudio Executive